People of Earth this is Warp King. Welcome to this delightful trip into the playground that is the warp where anything is possible.
“I run the dimension between time and space, filled with all sorts of creative possibilities-making monsters, changing dimensions, transforming people, all the fun stuff!”
“Of course people often compare me to this guy…Can’t think why. But then given my dalliances with reality I do feel a certain kinship with quirky fellows like Bat-Mite.
“In plot terms you could say I facilitate all the weird and wonderful bad guys at Mega Fox’s disposal on behalf of The Consortium, a kind of UN for evil aliens who want to take over the world!”
“So anyhoo questions!”
If you could go back in time and change anything, what would it be or why (Dan Wright, author)?
You know there’s a lot of different timelines and universes, right? My personal fave was the one where Disney made a musical version of Kill Bill with talking squirrels. Oh and in that universe it rained milkshake and Johnny Cash literally was a cash machine.
Ever met a man by the name of Q (John Paul Guerra, Facebook)?
I’ve met people named after letters of the alphabet, punctuation, vehicles and pizza toppings (Oh Hamnpineapple, you were a super lady)…So yes.
What would you do when get drunk with robotnik (a.k.a. Eggman)?
Of course with Eggman I always invite a walrus along because that joke never gets old (Not for me anyway!)